Middle School VS. Elementry School

Today during my P.E class my school's pricipal had to combine the eigth grade and third grade classes due to the fact that our gym teacher could not teach his classes as he normally does. This turned out to be quite disastrous because there were about fifty of us in one small, damp, and tiny gym.

Here in nice bullet point form I have listed a few things that I have gathered from this experience.

. Small children need to learn how to shut there pie holes. You would be amazed at the things you find out. For instance:

1. Crab apples are in fact a type of fruit and not an egg that is layed by a female crustation.
2. If you are going to make a ghost portal in your cubbie, you must make sure that your crayon is applied to cartboard and not tin foil.
3. Butterflies have feelings to and deserve better than to be stomped on and killed.
4. If you have pink hair you are superior to everyone else.

.Be sure to wear head gear and padding before attempting to play basketball. You might find yourself with the following wounds or side effects.

Wounds
1. A nose bleed.
2. Not being able to use the bathroom for a week.
3. A temporary concusion.
4. A brief loss of hearing.
5. Any form of scar
Side Affects
1. Rage
2. Holusinations
3. loss of feeling on face

. A four foot child can actually tackle a six foot teenager.


. Never try to break up a fight between to people. You will only become part of it.


Does anyone know a good therapist?

A Midsummer Night's Dream

For those of you who know me I am quite active in my local community children's theatre. Lately the shows that I have been in have thrown me a similar obstical. This would be learning how to speak another language. The last show I was in " Thoroughly Modern Millie" I had to learn how to speak chinese. For instance " Dan hye kew huo sik nam" means shes got a good head for buisness.

O.k, I know Shakespeare isn't exactly another language but it might as well be. In fact I think it might be even more complicated than chinese. Oh my but is vibrating. TEXT MESSAGE!

Oh well wish me luck.

Good Old Quality Plumbing

It was an average morning when i got up and started to prepare myself for the day ahead of me. Like most people, i have a specific routine in which i do not stray from. Now, I'm no expert when it comes to plumbing however i am relatively sure that when one turns on there shower's faucet, water is supposed to come out. Water has been an essential key in grooming since ancient times. However, this morning that was not the case.

I got in the shower turned the knob and began wetting my hair. Suddenly i looked over at my shoulder to find what looked like (with the use of my tired vision) a red bead. However, I soon discovered after one of these beads had bitten me that it was an extremely large fire ant. Upon looking downwards towards the shower's floor there were many of these ants. With a loud yelpish sort of screech, I jumped out of the shower (shampoo in hair and all) and ran for a roll of toilet paper.

I soon discovered that all the toilet paper did, when i tried to use it to pick up the ants in the still wet shower, was break into several tiny pieces that i had to try to pick while ants were still swarming everywhere along the floor. Eventually, i decided to just plug the drain, let the water fill up reasonably high, and then unplug the drain so they would all go down it.

Things i have learned upon my ant encounter

. A fire ant's bite is quite painful and usually keeps causing pain in afflicted area for2 to 5 minutes.

. Rinse shampoo out of hair before exiting shower, or else risk shampoo flying in several directions across bathroom.

. When being bitten by an ant, remain calm and refrain from tripping and falling out of shower with a loud thump.

. Remember to turn off shower before trying to pick up ants with toilet paper. Well, maybe just refrain from using toilet paper in the first place. A wash cloth perhaps would be better.

. Acne medication stings when in contact with eyes.

First Blog Entry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exitement!!

First blog entry, truly a spectacular day in any person's cybertronic life. You might ask yourself what brought about this random descision to create a blog. After all i dont have a myspace, facebook, or whatever type of communication one can use on the internet.

It all started five minutes ago in a downstairs bedroom far away. I had come home, after eating dinner at a restaurant known by many as Barbara Jean's. ( Best Pumkin bread in the world. Just saying). I had planned on taking my mother's lap top upstairs to my room/hibernation hole. When i walked in the room my mom told me i should sit down and look at my moms blog with her. So, deciding to be a kind, good child to my poor ailing mommy, (who just recently got out of the hospital) i chose to sympathize with my mother's will. (if you read this mom. just kidding :) )
I looked over and read a few peoples blog entries. Including various people such as; my favorite choreogropher/director in the world, Mrs. Jenn, and Noah and Micaela. Afterwords, i decided, why not, it might be fun.

Here are a few rules that i ask to be followed in order for me to keep posting bloggage stuff.

. Please dear friends, feel free to post comments. This will help me know that i am loved and remembered.

. Please feel free to tell me that my incredibly lame attempts at making a joke are funny.

. Remember that when i am writing it will most likely be late at night. This will mean that i am problably very tired, thus the things that i write might not always make since.

. I will problably use a different type of font every time i post something. Note that this is not a malfunction in your computer's graphic cartrage, nor my brain. I will just get boared at looking at the same letters over and over again.

. Also please keep all hands inside the keyboard at all times. (insert laugh at bad joke here) *practice makes perfect.


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